First off, I would like to thanks the great people at PULSE, including the single cell people in the PULSE office, for allowing me to publish my little article. May they never tire from the message our cruel world needs to hear!There is a ton Staphylococcus (sometimes called "Staph") propaganda out there in the "medical" community. So many people fear Staph infections, as if they were a bad thing. Here's the truth my friend: they're just a bunch of grape-like people that want to hang out with you. They love us human people but we don't always show love back. It should not be this way.
Why do some people complain about Staph? Well, it's mostly because the cruel "doctors" in the "medical" "system", who supposedly have taken an oath to save lives, like to prescribe life-zapping chemicals and such that show no regard to the dignity of our microbial flora friends. The real pain humans suffer in the process is simply our shared agony with our dying spherical kinsmen.
Please join me in celebrating our codependency with the Staphylococcaceae family, for we need the bacteria kingdom as much as they need our mucous membranes. Share the rights, share the love. Peace.
