President Obama publicly apologized today for his random slaughter of hundreds of millions of peaceful, harmless germs and bacteria today after a scathing article from PULSE reporter Randolph Brown.Said, President Obama, “I deeply apologize for any and all harm that I caused to the many non-violent organisms that lived on and within the body of the fly that I so recklessly swatted during my interview. It was a thoughtless act and I can promise you that you will never again catch me killing an innocent provider of nutrition and housing to so many organisms again on live camera.”
PULSE editors gladly accepted the President’s apology on behalf of germs everywhere.
