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Because Germs are People Too

People United to save the Lives of Single-cell Entities (PULSE), is dedicated to establishing and protecting the rights of all bacteria and single celled animals. PULSE operates under the simple principle that: germs, bacteria and other single celled organisms are people too.

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It has been estimated that the Boycott against Lysol has saved 9 trillion germs just this month!

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PRESIDENT SORRY FOR HORRIFIC ACT PDF Print E-mail
Written by PULSE Staff Writer   
ImagePresident Obama publicly apologized today for his random slaughter of hundreds of millions of peaceful, harmless germs and bacteria today after a scathing article from PULSE reporter Randolph Brown.

Said, President Obama, “I deeply apologize for any and all harm that I caused to the many non-violent organisms that lived on and within the body of the fly that I so recklessly swatted during my interview. It was a thoughtless act and I can promise you that you will never again catch me killing an innocent provider of nutrition and housing to so many organisms again on live camera.”

PULSE editors gladly accepted the President’s apology on behalf of germs everywhere.




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