Because Germs are People Too

Because we live in a country which prides itself on tolerance and diversity for all people, it is critical that we continue this proud tradition and extend this acceptance of fundamental human rights to the downtrodden germ community as well. PULSE has led the way in promoting fairness for living organisms, and we the people need to work together with PULSE to end the cultural stain which is germcism!

With a growing global acceptance of gays and lesbians, it’s only fair to extend the same to bacteria and fungus so they, too, can be assured of basic human rights and finally be safe at home, work and in the community like the rest of us.

As a busy mother of five and proud member of WURM (Women opposed to the Unethical Racism against Microorganisms, which is a sister organization to PULSE), I strive to teach my children the fundamental values that all life is sacred and should be protected including the lives of all germs from all over the world.  As a family, we are diligent in raising awareness within our community by: (1) going door-to-door speaking with the neighbors; (2) posting flyers throughout town in places such as schools, coffee shop and bus stops; and (3) volunteering at local food banks, shelters, nursing homes and daycares.  So far, our message of hope of achieving human rights for all germs has not been received well because the ugly face of germcism persists in our world, but that only makes us want to fight harder.  I guess people are still a bit uneasy when they see kids with dirty hands and faces, but we remain steadfast in not judging them for their ignorance for they know not what they do.  After all, you have to eat a whole pound of dirt before it can harm you!”

President Obama murdered hundreds of millions of innocent organisms today when he nonchalantly swatted a harmless flying insect during a television interview. The President was then heard to brag about the slaughter saying “Got the sucker!”

Professor Blake Barton, MD, PHD, DDS, commented when asked by PULSE reporters, that as many as a billion, or at least several hundred millions of germs, viruses, bacteria and other microscopic organisms can be found in the body of the typical housefly.

“Without doubt,” stated Professor Barton, “the President is guilty of the extermination of untold millions of life forms.”